tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17257210683965293692024-03-14T08:37:48.391-03:00Tô cagado?!Blog de humor, com muito humor e uma pitada de humor!Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.comBlogger837125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-18282362176750839172010-12-06T12:33:00.002-03:002010-12-06T12:34:15.780-03:00e já disse Jesus Cristo :<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br />"não sou o dono do mundo, mas sou o filho do dono.....sério."Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-75454989036713108172010-12-05T19:32:00.000-03:002010-12-05T19:33:26.609-03:00Separação... não se meta!Dois amigos conversavam, quando, depois da segunda, terceira, quarta taça de vinho, Carlos declarou:<br /><br />- Sabe Beto, descobri uns lances estranhos e acabei com tudo, quase deu morte. Tô na fase da divisão dos bens. Tá foda.<br /><br />- Pô, cara, é foda mesmo.<br /><br />- Tô meio puto, mas agora vou organizar minha vida de forma diferente.<br /><br />- Mas, Carlos, sabe de uma coisa? Foi bem melhor mesmo. Tua mulher tava dando pra todo mundo e os caras que comeram disseram que ela é mais puta que a imperatriz Teodósia de Bizâncio, aquela que gostava de ser comida por três escravos núbios ao mesmo tempo.<br /><br />- Caralho, Beto! Eu me separei foi do meu sócio, porra!!!<br /><br />"Silêncio"...Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-42324799779250247462010-12-05T19:25:00.000-03:002010-12-05T19:26:38.213-03:00Viva a sabedoria AustríacaEm 1912, o famoso ginecologista austríaco Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, publicou o seguinte artigo: <br /><br />"O melhor motor que existe no mundo é a vagina: começa a trabalhar movido com apenas um dedo, é auto-lubrificante, admite um piston de qualquer tamanho e faz mudança automática de óleo a cada quatro semanas. É pena que o seu sistema de ignição seja tão temperamental.<br /><br />" E TEM MAIS... <br /><br />Não estraga nem fudendo!Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-78844427418427927542010-11-24T17:34:00.001-03:002010-11-24T17:36:13.093-03:00Questões que deveríam ir para o ENEM<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTfXdyIjsQGeQnReelxx_r53j54Mg35KPU1_PLS9xBhnmkCHlp-8nONVLkNRobVQlTiQaBkfd4xxSajUmhOd3g15TdhKNms2LcOLIclruyYMsc4xvEG-Iy0nAnRPP88260K1iD0OeRxnk/s1600/prova+enen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543217542757862930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 283px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTfXdyIjsQGeQnReelxx_r53j54Mg35KPU1_PLS9xBhnmkCHlp-8nONVLkNRobVQlTiQaBkfd4xxSajUmhOd3g15TdhKNms2LcOLIclruyYMsc4xvEG-Iy0nAnRPP88260K1iD0OeRxnk/s400/prova+enen.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>mais ilustrações: <a href="http://www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com/">www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com</a></div>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-49061474302023867902010-11-20T15:04:00.001-03:002010-11-20T15:04:59.181-03:00Fofaaaaaaaaaa<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vMSd4XeQzfA?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vMSd4XeQzfA?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-12876109448270947722010-11-20T14:46:00.000-03:002010-11-20T14:47:22.729-03:00Denúncia, denúncia, denúncia...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/z%C3%A9_bonitinho1.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 1356px;" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/z%C3%A9_bonitinho1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-84429359950726076382010-11-20T14:44:00.001-03:002010-11-20T14:45:33.045-03:00Canal pornô felino?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pornografia_animal.gif"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 277px; height: 485px;" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pornografia_animal.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-1528094781505024142010-11-20T14:42:00.001-03:002010-11-20T14:42:53.834-03:00Desbocado ao vivo<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kRCB7PFSUO0?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kRCB7PFSUO0?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-85170286430144028232010-11-20T14:32:00.002-03:002010-11-20T14:34:30.338-03:00Futilidade pouca é bobagem<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://youtobatv.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/futilidade.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 420px; height: 578px;" src="http://youtobatv.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/futilidade.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-5593570138506333582010-11-20T14:23:00.002-03:002010-11-20T14:24:23.710-03:00Boa garanhão<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianz0m_Qm-cgW-4rL-pPsFchefr0KTNpRN9yuFGfKYFCZQtJHBBKYK9Ienou-SsRAKj6LCTkfBJ4emR6l2gkpTxE8RnEctnowbqKGPWaTJ-fzSe1Cz56D2oW7Klp6I_5GcKI-utEMMNibO/"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 420px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianz0m_Qm-cgW-4rL-pPsFchefr0KTNpRN9yuFGfKYFCZQtJHBBKYK9Ienou-SsRAKj6LCTkfBJ4emR6l2gkpTxE8RnEctnowbqKGPWaTJ-fzSe1Cz56D2oW7Klp6I_5GcKI-utEMMNibO/" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-26672941289184467732010-11-20T14:21:00.001-03:002010-11-20T14:21:27.919-03:00uhhuuuuuu radicaaaaal<object width="425" height="264"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I9YeJreGZjs?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I9YeJreGZjs?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="264"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-59553739642116211442010-11-20T14:16:00.001-03:002010-11-20T14:16:42.327-03:00Essa sabe usar os peitos<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KY68qZBdq-A?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KY68qZBdq-A?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-88878337461678866402010-11-20T14:13:00.002-03:002010-11-20T14:14:12.361-03:00Será?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://eramos6.uol.com.br/wp-content/2010/11/17-c%C3%B3pia-e1289771407462.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 419px; height: 337px;" src="http://eramos6.uol.com.br/wp-content/2010/11/17-c%C3%B3pia-e1289771407462.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-5791864269435271392010-11-20T13:36:00.002-03:002010-11-20T13:37:35.667-03:00William e Fátima<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://naointendogifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/molho.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 420px; height: 964px;" src="http://naointendogifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/molho.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-31767442605109789862010-11-19T21:23:00.002-03:002010-11-19T21:25:05.133-03:00Beiçola by : junior cohen<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsOWDg7JFzbHZbe3MUAMT_kV0_czLVXCUkuuYIEjI52mrcH1-aum-kpipUrJne8nd1lNB0ZoGaXeGdpHRu4M6Z4BUNbXLs5hVvS1gsvAMUwjMS8m3yTsXsRa-rwbB685zCmErfsw_795g/s1600/bei%25C3%25A7ola.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 398px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541421109340678402" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsOWDg7JFzbHZbe3MUAMT_kV0_czLVXCUkuuYIEjI52mrcH1-aum-kpipUrJne8nd1lNB0ZoGaXeGdpHRu4M6Z4BUNbXLs5hVvS1gsvAMUwjMS8m3yTsXsRa-rwbB685zCmErfsw_795g/s400/bei%25C3%25A7ola.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com/">www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com</a></div>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-73074373814949270312010-11-17T16:41:00.001-03:002010-11-17T16:48:51.036-03:00Pior que a polícia<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDYbTugXkBg?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yDYbTugXkBg?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-44669953918332054882010-11-12T14:55:00.001-03:002010-11-12T14:57:18.510-03:00Contratada a banda para os 80 anos da minha avó. (surra de bunda)<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5m0v9vzVrcE?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5m0v9vzVrcE?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Brunohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588651633521716628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-62718279268603066532010-11-08T16:43:00.001-03:002010-11-08T16:46:17.361-03:00Frase do dia<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br />"Pior que mulher feia é mulher feia que tem irmã gêmea."<br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-2221759238873162182010-11-06T02:16:00.003-03:002010-11-06T02:19:19.296-03:00Alguém viu o Totó? - by Jr Cohen<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgODNDdAcdlCeaZ-hT6BhBRUb0UndJLJgeWlM1juc54faGEysIP-IySI4LxukjqkngUiDmUJMZV7NbHJTv4di2-3YyRl2BK6bCXKsJr6XXCYwz48KxEZqo7JdJocFsnMTgv1DKbWpF7VmQ/s1600/magico+de+oz.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536301422875170802" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgODNDdAcdlCeaZ-hT6BhBRUb0UndJLJgeWlM1juc54faGEysIP-IySI4LxukjqkngUiDmUJMZV7NbHJTv4di2-3YyRl2BK6bCXKsJr6XXCYwz48KxEZqo7JdJocFsnMTgv1DKbWpF7VmQ/s400/magico+de+oz.jpg" /></a><br /><div>mais charges caricaturas e ilustrações:</div><div><a href="http://www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com/">http://www.jrcohenilustrador.blogspot.com/</a></div>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-59143343308895573172010-11-04T20:40:00.002-03:002010-11-04T20:43:07.854-03:00Que saudade da professorinha....<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0NzmtwpLfYST6iLeCwAMSQ1RAeAV7MzmIyYFpJPeO4LS8RQ7opg3cZJ8gF5HKVfLpO5JMaDRpmHSORkIZo9hChQTx2bsaKLK6i1WnC8YuZEyilrY36DlNhGlKQLK2y5BKit_FyBz4qpQ/s1600/perolasdoorkut-com-br-2709ll1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 306px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535844249880828082" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0NzmtwpLfYST6iLeCwAMSQ1RAeAV7MzmIyYFpJPeO4LS8RQ7opg3cZJ8gF5HKVfLpO5JMaDRpmHSORkIZo9hChQTx2bsaKLK6i1WnC8YuZEyilrY36DlNhGlKQLK2y5BKit_FyBz4qpQ/s400/perolasdoorkut-com-br-2709ll1.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-51049101097334594922010-11-04T19:13:00.004-03:002010-11-04T19:25:49.149-03:00Isso é Belém...<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br />" Hoje no jornal Liberal 1ª edição, o repórter (que faz todas as matérias) entrevistava um ciclista que falava sobre os perigos de trafegar de bicicleta na avenida Augusto Montenegro.Até aí tudo bem, no decorrer da entrevista os repórter "âncoras" resolvem interagir na entrevista...até aí tudo bem, até que o nosso William Bonner marajoara resolve intervir e fazer uma pergunta super inteliente: " gostaría de saber do nosso entrevistado qual a diferença de trafegar em ruas com cilcovias e ruas sem ciclovias?" .....<br /><br />Juro que se fosse o entrevistado eu perguntaría: " e você, qual a diferença de não ter o que falar e ficar calado ou não ter o que falar e fazer uma pergunta idiota assim?"<br /><br /><strong>dica do dia: quando você não ter o que falar fique calado..e quando tiver, fique calado também, assim dizía o sábio Seu Madruga.</strong><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 166px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 189px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535824198822378434" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinjMSPEd_f3J33euwCT5ZT-zE7GHud5QTlcV8NryWmVrPDt_nz6xSWz1I4qgom1JzByrviJleamoMVH9UxcqJ8iNaRisPFrhOrAi1HQVJcgwJ_A5CQffSD5PmrrZkI7l8xSH4r2t5rCdM/s400/seu+madruga+sorrindo.JPG" /></span><br /><p> </p><p>fonte: anônimo.</p>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-46732104786084053442010-11-04T19:09:00.002-03:002010-11-04T19:11:52.983-03:00Notícias de última hora<div>Elenco de Velozes e Furiosos embarcam no rio e já gravam em praia de Copacabana.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 292px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535820697662022530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKJbCV4xH9YaFmUwJZjHISfHjPurCSucxJO4L4Bhc-ivgOSyx0uuFyFTaZo2o95Tkd_pWOfTK21PdBxDClQ1qh34Cq4baTX7c32iKben9Kk81yb7lGWsd3oM1T4wH_KvR5rGBq7L1GGxM/s400/0,,43760676,00.jpg" /></div>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-10747286313535460622010-11-04T18:53:00.002-03:002010-11-04T18:59:57.070-03:00Notícias de última hora<p>Homem flagra padre exorcizando mulher por dentro em igreja no Peru. Ou homem flagra mulher exorcizando peru de padre na igreja? ou igreja flagra peru exorcizando padre na mulher? ou .... aaaaah!</p><p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R4Gr0iUPi5w?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R4Gr0iUPi5w?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="385"></embed></object></p><p>Ser corno é vergonhoso demais pra ser exposto...mas nesse caso até eu colocava no youtube.</p><p><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Corno </span><span style="font-size:180%;">Wins!</span></strong></p><p> </p>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-3136214771150859512010-11-04T18:50:00.003-03:002010-11-04T18:53:05.023-03:00Domingão do coçadão!!<p><object style="WIDTH: 433px; HEIGHT: 339px" width="433" height="339"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mrqEQtKWlRo?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mrqEQtKWlRo?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="385"></embed></object></p><p></p><p>ai ai...eu achei lindo e fofo...e vocês?</p>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1725721068396529369.post-18191474208292758882010-11-04T18:43:00.004-03:002010-11-04T18:50:30.884-03:00Notícias de última horaOscar Niemyer entrega projeto de museu do Pelé para comemorar os 70 anos...<br /><br />...do Pelé lógico, Oscar comemora seus duzent....Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09288208893679186332noreply@blogger.com0